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Post by danPumpkin-Cabbage the doppleganger man on Feb 12, 2009 9:00:06 GMT -6
Hi guys, my name is Dan (AKA Hiss1i). I used to post under the name "Pumpkin-Cabbage the doppleganger man" on the forums ran by this guy a long time ago. Somehow we had a falling out and I finally came across this one not to long ago. I don't remember exactly what happened because I hit my head and got a bad lump about six-and-a-half months ago while I was skiing in Michigan. I lost all memories of the past few years beside a few vague ones.
Post-recovery I felt closer to the world so I decided to take up Buddhism. First though I would have to come to terms with the fact that I am, yes, a raging homosexual. At the temple the fellow monks taught me things called "Niceness," "Spirituality," and "the [enter] key."
Now I am living a very full, gay (l.o.l. pun intended), and awesome life.
I'm happy to be here!~ -Dan Pumpkin-Cabbage the doppleganger man
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Post by Shyft Trakia-Vorga VahtiDahl on Feb 12, 2009 11:05:12 GMT -6
Hahaha. Gabber Jihad you make me larf.
I knew Pumpkin-Cabbage the doppleganger man just couldn't stand to stay away from us}:<) ) Try as he might, piss and moan, threaten and demand, he'll always come crawling back. It's okay. I understand that he has an addiction. We're just too damn sexy- which only makes it harder for him, if he found out that he is gay.
In all seriousness, though, Dan- I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you didn't exactly lose your memory in the accident... Your mind was split in to two. Where your life may have just begun, the other you- the old you... is still lingering. He has been to this forum, but he replaced most of his posts with dashes and asterisks, so you may never know him. Beware, though. If you don't find a way to take control of your dark half, you may be on a long bumpy road to hell. He is a cancer. He will ruin you. He is so putrid that even the internet rejects him. Tread carefully. You don't want to take the blame for his wicked acts. If you value your full, gay, and awesome life, you must learn how to dispel this demon within you!
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