futurefed
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Post by futurefed on Aug 23, 2008 13:41:08 GMT -6
In your opinion what is the WORST game out there? I don't mean bad as in... boring, sucky graphics, lame plot. I mean bad as in "holy shit I can't believe they just put that in a video game." Grand Theft Auto series jumps to mind but they never have anything THAT bad. The worst thing there is paid prostitution. True Crime: Streets of L.A. has the following scenario. A police man (the player) receives notice of a "public rape in progress." After driving to the scene he finds a man on top of a woman trying to hold down her arms. After taking careful aim the police officer puts a round through the woman's head. The would be rapist gets up and runs away. The police man gets in his car and drives away. The punishment? You lose a few "good cop points." Fable has the following scenario. After marrying for money you decide to move to a new town and start another marriage. After finding a suitable woman (or man) you decide you don't like her. You beat her with your fist until she begs you to stop. You don't. She demands a divorce. She gets one. In anger you chop of her head. You then give the head to children. They use it to play soccer. Anyone have anything else? Here is an advertisement for the worst game.
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Post by Shyft Trakia-Vorga VahtiDahl on Aug 24, 2008 10:38:14 GMT -6
...You can get away all to easily with some pretty fucked up shit in the Postal games...
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Post by possiblyprodigal on Aug 24, 2008 15:28:02 GMT -6
I've got you all beat...
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Post by Deverex on Aug 24, 2008 17:55:23 GMT -6
This one is pretty good (bad?)
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Post by 11111 on Aug 24, 2008 20:32:34 GMT -6
...You can get away all to easily with some pretty fucked up shit in the Postal games... Yeah but Postal is fun. This is the worst game ever:
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Post by Deverex on Aug 24, 2008 20:55:32 GMT -6
knew that was going to be posted
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Post by Shyft Trakia-Vorga VahtiDahl on Sept 12, 2008 10:10:58 GMT -6
Spore is the only game that I have had a hard time leaving since I was fourteen years old. It's not even all that great. I mean, as universal and full of options as it is supposed to be, it sure is systematic and repetitive. The stages (single cell, tribal, space age, et cetera) are super unbalance, too. Cell, tribal, and civilization take like twenty minutes to complete, while pack or what ever it is that comes between cell and tribal takes a few hours and space takes like thirty house. I can't stop, though. I can't stop taking over planets. I can't stop bombing cities. I can't stop collecting colored spices (the... only resource in the game). An other problem is that I've almost beaten it. I can't have put in more than forty hours of game play yet. It's supposed to be a galaxy simulator. The galaxy is huge. Why should I be able to evolve from a single cell and advance my technology enough to travel to the center of the galaxy in forty hours? I'M HAVING TONS OF FUN, THOUGH. It's probably good that it doesn't take very long to complete the main objectives.
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